Nobody Knows

Sometimes a shirt is just a shirt.

I'm gonna get me this shirt.

When I was younger, I had a t-shirt that read: "nobody knows I'm gay." I thought it was hilarious. My wife, not so much. Not that she didn't get the mind bending irony, she just didn't think hanging out with a guy wearing said t-shirt was particularly good for her reputation.

At least this new shirt would not get me beaten up in should our car break down during a road trip through middle America....